Congratulations

Maybe some congratulations is in order.

Well done on sorting yourself out. Did you drag yourself out of that mess? Or are you just dragging someone else down into it to be smothered and suffocated? Oh but of course you don't realise how bad you actually are. And the only reason why i say that is because i was on the receiving end of you and your mud and yes, i was drowned in it. In fact I'm still sitting here wondering if I'm not past the stage of resuscitation.

Congratulations for dragging me to a point that you're above me, now. Kudos for that, makes you so fucking brilliant, huh? All those noddy badges?

Well done on finding someone better, prettier and generally a perfect platform for you to play your bullshit out on. It'll be such fun. I'm sure you can't wait.

Oh and congrats on hiding it from me for so long. Yeah of course you knew i was looking. She must've been really special. Your method of bragging is also worth of congrats. Cheers to you.