Red Wing Starlings

There were starlings in the bathroom this morning. For scavenging little beasts with wings they a) sound really pretty at 8am and b) look quite pretty with the sun on their red wings. There is a big rather rude sign next to the window saying "YOU MAY NOT BREATHE FRESH AIR IN THIS BATHROOM BECAUSE WANT YOU TO CHOKE AND DIE ON YOUR OWN USED UP BREATH (and the birds are moving in) SO KEEP THE WINDOW SEALED SHUT, BITCHES". Oooor something to that effect. But of course the windows were open and i left them open to allow the scavenging, although quite pretty, beasts to frolic in our communal bathroom. Enjoy birdies, tomorrow i might not feel like doing the animal kingdom a favour by allowing them to prance through the human structures of our bathroom like you so blissfully enjoy.